my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
Uhhh...I just found your 10 dollar bill in my bra. I owe you 10 dollars.
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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