He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
The bride and groom wore the Batman masks I brought. Best wedding ever.
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
I'm highly inebriated watching star wars, this text was sent via the force
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
You wouldn't happen to know why there's an inflatable monkey riding a mattress on my roof would you?
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