But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Condom broke. Took her to CVS for plan B and parked in expectant mothers spot. I laughed.. she cried
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
Half my face is frozen, my vagina is broken, I'm wearing only gym shorts eating a plate of mashed potatoes, avatar is on my tv. There's a naked guy on my couch whose name idk. I needa talk to you asap
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
He wants me to have his first child. So that makes four gay men that've called dibs on my eggs.
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
Next time we smoke don't let me talk. I just said something and it sounded like I was speaking in hashtag.
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
Ever try to swallow something and have it go up into your nose instead? Yeah, I just sneezed bacon.
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