I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
the party we crashed was not a party. the party we crashed was jens grandads funeral.
We made a drinking game out of poaching eggs. When did our life turn into a really awesome version of Top Chef?
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Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
I just shot gunned a beer for your birthday alone because you're too hungover at midnight to get out of bed. I'm not sure which of us is the bigger loser
when my professor asked "does anyone know what streches across south america" and a kid in the back row said "my exgirfriends vagina" i knew i was at home.
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
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Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
She said, "awww, you're so sweet" after I started putting on a condom. How many STDs have I just contracted?
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
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