Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(212): View more from New York

her vagina looked like bernie madoff

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(627): View more from California

his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.

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(734): View more from Michigan

similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.

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(901): View more from Tennessee

Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.

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(360): View more from Washington

super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again

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(815): View more from Illinois

he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.

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(832): View more from Houston, Texas

Look on the bright side. Now you know the number for poison control.

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(502): View more from Kentucky

Karaoke machines out. We're taking turns farting into the microphone. Shits going south fast. Definitely be awake when you get home.

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(705): View more from Ontario

Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..

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