He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
My stalker sent me an erotic poem. Who knew anyone could find a way to rhyme birth and girth so eloquently?
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
Why was I drunk tweeting incorrect Beyonce lyrics last night?
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.