Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
i woke up today to a handjob from this really fat girl that keeps calling me michael phelps
I'm destined to be knocked up by a sailor
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Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
I was pissing in the urinal at the concert and some drunk chick ran in and yelled 'but the lines to fucking long' then ran out with 10 state troopers chasing her... Yeah
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
I can say with 87% certainty that i received one of the world's five greatest blow jobs since the Coolidge administration on Saturday night.
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Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
FYI you are now my emergency contact at plan parenthood
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
Do you think it's a bad sign of the outcome of the pregnancy test I'm about to take that I was eating a fudgsicle on the way into the drugstore? Would it make worse to tell you I also bought a big ass bag of Cornnuts?
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