my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
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College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
For graduation he gave me roses, a giraffe necklace, and a butt plug. I think this might be my one shot at true love
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
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I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
Then his buddy called and said "my car broke down, I need a ride. If I'm not home by midnight they'll extend my house arrest." And I knew it was time to leave.
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
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