I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
The lady next to me at the airport just baggage checked a six pack. She is now my hero.
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
So apparently I was a completely different person lastnight, one who drinks scotch and makes out with 55 year old men who look like inspector gadget
SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
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