physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
It's amazing how much jurassic park has contributed to my life recently
The verizon commercial has a magical pinata. Candy just keeps coming out. It must be a portal to a candy universe.
Do you know how easy it would be to shoplift if I was a magician?!
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looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
Apparently I kept telling people I was a pro tennis player again...
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I was giving a campus tour, when a drunk senior came up behind me and shouted at the group, "If Jesus ain't your homeboy - get the fuck off this campus!" Looks like his religion course is paying off...
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
Hey does the gas gauge in your car work?
Nevermind...we figured it out. Heres a more relevant question, does your insurance have roadside assistance?
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