I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
I'm serious. My alarm label is "BAR TABS" as motivation for me to wake up in the morning and go to work.
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
I woke up this morning and my house is covered in shredded cheese with my laptop open and a google image search for "awesome shit".
Randomize
