He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
Considering we're about to fuck, I really need your girlfriend to stop liking all my Facebook posts.
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
we're at the bar celebrating my ex bootycall getting his new gf pregnant... and me narrowly escaping a future as kitty foreman
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
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