I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
I did the walk of shame to church this morning.
hooker boots and all?
Yep. People looked at me like I was the prodigal daughter returning home. Full of sins but welcome anyway.
my mom just found my flavored lube in the basement. she gave me a lecture about how "giving head is degrading" omg i feel sooooo bad for my dad
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
They had to take me to the ER because I got a concussion in a parking garage. Not partying with lesbians for a while
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
I’m on my way to fuck the new hockey player
Ride him like a Zamboni
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