You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
Its like drunk me is Oprah except instead of a car everyone's award is seeing my boobs
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
YAS. BRING CRAB.
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize
