Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
Haha so you are never gonna want to meet my mom now...she just found your thong in her front seat
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
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Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
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I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
Stop calling my penis "Fat Jesus"
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
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