Sometimes I wonder if we could be friends if we lived closer.
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
bring money and cleavage
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that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
My arm is completely dead, never again will i give you a 20 minute hand job. You better have enjoyed that asshole. I have to text with my left hand now.
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