He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
Was that you calling me at 4am asking to borrow a rubber ducky and a tampon?
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
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