you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
I just puked into a plastic bag at a red light. Go me.
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
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I shouldn't have to say "get your balls off my counter" on a Wednesday.
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
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I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
Who told you that acid and Jurassic World was a good idea?
dont remember, but I'm pretty sure I was convinced that the hybrid dinosaur was satan the whole time. It was actually very spiritual
I snuck in through the doggy door to get his vodka. Do you think my ex will know?
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
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