Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
MASS TEXT! MASS TEXT! Your sad horny friend has finally gotten it in and can go back to being normal once again. You're welcome.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
I just did a line of coke with an Olympic bronze medallist. I guess we know why he only got bronze.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
Hey, remember that time a week ago when we walk-of-shamed literally down the Vegas Strip at 8:45am and I had one broken heel?
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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