Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
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How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
After you verbally abused the McDonalds employee for not making your fries fast enough, the fact that you woke up on a random lawn does not surprise me.
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
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I told him that if he cleaned the bathroom, I'd blow him. You could eat off the toilet. Seriously, get over here. This is the cleanest you'll ever see it.
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
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