Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
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Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
im shotgunning beers in the kitchen. alone. the cat is judging me.
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
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I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
There's no sexy way to moan the name Ernest. Or Ernie. This relationship is fucked
I called you last night? What did I say??
That you love me forever and that I'm the greatest in the world now mohammed ali is dead...
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
The bouncer just called me magically delicious... apparently I'm a lucky charm. hollllleeeerrrr!
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
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