yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
i should go to a nude beach and wear just a condom, then ill have tan lines on my dick
I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
Do you hit a new low in life when you have to carry around a puke bag in your purse when you're hungover?
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
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