Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
you were fixing your hair in the bathroom mirror and then fell backwards through the locked stall while she was in mid pee and fell on her lap.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
Had to go see my sisters new baby this morn in the clothes I wore to the rave last night. Still drunk. Almost dropped it. I'll be a good aunt right?
The guy had great intentions when throwing us free beer off the balcony... but of course I was the one to get hit in the face because that's the kind of luck I have
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
This has to be the weirdest conversation I've ever had sober and in the middle of the day before.
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
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