I should have bought two bottles, she left before I could feel her tits...
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!
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I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
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How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
Great. I will show up in your office wearing only oven mitts later today.
Just found the measuring tape in my bathroom. How drunk could I have possibly been on Saturday?!
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
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