I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
I just realized that all of my cardio comes from dancing on tables.
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
she pinky promised me she was 18
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real.
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
Randomize
