I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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