i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
I didn't think you were that drunk until you were trying to rub your foot on my vag under the table at the thai place.
I wish people could trade lives with me for a day so they could see how much better my life is compared to theirs
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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