what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
Just wanted to let you know it's 3am and, at this point, I believe your sister has more of my semen in her than I do. So suck on that, fuckface.
TIL a potato cannon can be loaded with dildos as ammunition. Boy, do our neighbours love us!
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
I made it to work. Still drunk. Definitely pregnant.
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
I smell of tequila and Im going to a funeral. This is my life.
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