Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
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they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
Also, just had a student offer to sell me Xanax. Want some? Just for like a rainy day. Or our memorial day shitshow. Or just another Wednesday night.
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
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No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
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