oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
i just put all of my beerlympics medals into my academic awards box. i would say they are my greatest achievement since college.
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I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
I had to wash my hair with conditioner because my sister got hammered and gave the dog a 3am sprinkler bath with my shampoo.
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Gay?
German.
Pity.
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
So drunk last night I reviewed my recent anazon purchase of secret deodorant. Trust me, it was eloquent.
You’re a genius! I just walked in, shut the door, blew him and left. He could barely move afterwards and was a hot mess at the presentation. He already sent me a calendar invite for another meeting
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