Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
When I start carrying a bottle in my hand, jumping from boat to boat with a grenade horn. YOU should know this isn't going to turn out well.
Everyone already knows you're a drunk, they understand.
Apparently after taking body shots off of a guy i haven't seen since 1st grade, i ate a stick of butter, showed everyone my tampon string, and fell off the boat. my uggs belong to the sea now
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
To be fair, I'm probably one of the better candidates for the role of 'baby daddy' in this town
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
Just learned a valuable lesson today. Don't open snap chats from 3 am the next morning while sitting next to a small child. They totally saw your dick.
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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