Plan B is the new Plan A
I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
Katie Perry lied, you can't just wake up and shake the glitter off your clothes.
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I will give everyone a free pointer today. Here it goes, always pee by the house late at night to avoid getting shot by drunk bastards with guns. Never go by the tree line.
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
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He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
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