Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
I wore sweatpants. When I show up to a booty call in sweatpants there's your warning
I'm chatting with a girl missing a front tooth. I find it quite distracting. I'm sure you have deduced what bar I'm drinking in on this monday night.
wow, being home for Xmas is freaking weird on tinder. I went to high school with everyone I'm matching... The fact that this many jocks like me now is a huge ego boost from my lack of glory days.
...and I'm done. I just matched two boys I used to babysit without realizing it.
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
She left you responsible for her guinea pig for what, 3 hours? And it somehow died under your care? I will no longer trust you with so much as a beer.
It's okay that we broke up and all but it's not okay that he still has my Chick-fil-A calendar card. This month is free fries!
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
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