at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
Ok a condom literally fell out of my underwear this morning, i have never been so confused.
Just had perfomance review. I was told the best example of my integrity was when I told my boss I was going to fail the random drug test due to my weekend coke binge. She said that took a lot of character.
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
I'm gonna go drown myself in the shower. Make sure to cover me up before the paramedics arrive. I'm too fat to be seen naked right now.
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
Btw "you gettin a workout in" isn't a great gym pickup line. Like no I'm fucking grabbing lunch on my way to class.
She unfriended me four minutes after we fucked. That must be some sort of record.
Hey buddy, turns out those were the PB&shroomwiches, soooo you may want to reconsider dinner with your girlfriends family tonight...
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
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