I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
You ever just wake up and decide, today I'm going to eat a whole bag of fritos and a tub of cream cheese
I slipped on a piece of pizza last night and when the bouncer helped me up I told him the garbage can pushed me.
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
Randomize
