I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
First date: that requires underwear, huh?
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
Ugh why does it have to be margarita Monday. Why can't it be pants off dance off beer pong but with jager Monday.
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
These random guys found me. They told me not to wander in the woods and i remember saying 'am i fucking Bambi?! I'm not gonna walk into woods!' then i threw up.
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