great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
Just saw my boss eat a banana in three bites.
I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
you left a note on your car that said " please dont tow, im to drunk to drive. safety first!"
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
I don't know what else is in your wedding gift, but I just pulled out a pair of handcuffs in front of her grandmother.
Also a whip and a blindfold. Don't be a bitch, enjoy it!
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
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