thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
just woke up and this girl had my cellphone nestled in the front of her thong. i kept thinking "is this a trap?"
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
did i call you last night crying about tacos and the royal wedding again?
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
The things I do for you. Not that I'm unhappy about it. I'm just saying you should love me.
Did you sleep with him again?
No! I just led him to believe that I would if he gets me booze. Do I have that little class that you have such minimal faith in me?
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
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