Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
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There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
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Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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