As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
He equated my biology degree to a belief in Santa. I wonder if he heard the doors to my vagina clanging shut.
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
He snapchated me a photo of his penis with the caption "it needs a home".
Tell me why i have 60 matches in 72 hours on tinder. Can i sell my tinder account like people used to sell their myspace pages and tumblrs when they had a lot of followers? Is that a thing?
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
Decided to stay sober a couple days, learned how exceptionally stupid my coworkers are. Might have to quit now. Moral of the story:be careful where you go sober.
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