on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
Every day I regret the life decisions that led me to bank management and NOT being a coke addicted stripper. Every. Single. Day.
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
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If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
We are going to the humane society and getting you microchipped so you don't get lost on your birthday. Either that or your getting a child leash
Can someone please explain where the fish in the mason jar came from when we were at a bar all night?
You told the bartender if he gave you one of the fish you'd go away
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
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You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
If the guys trying to booty call text me could see me right now in some raggedy pajamas with toothpaste down the front of my shirt eating pepperoni out of the package they might change their minds
You’re going to be a doctor, and I’m going to be a trophy wife. We both have goals
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