So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
honey bunches of taint.
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
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