is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
Is a wave an appropriate goodbye when your one night stand wakes up and walks out towards the door while you are looking through the garbage for the evidence of a condom?
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
I think the best part was the fact that the stripper's lock screen was a picture of the virgin mary
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
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