In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
I can tuck mytits in my pants
I wish they had a "No Yankees" filter on status updates.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He motorboated me, gave me a business card that said congratulations on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
Defrosting my uncrustable with my laptop...Hungover dinner
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
Mom and I are both drunk and walking around the Strip. It's like the hangover but with a lot more bathroom breaks.
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
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