WTF I just almost got ran over by a fucking cop!!!!!!
LOL you shoulda thrown yourself in front for money. Fucking cops!
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
Randomize
