I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
His drunk text included an attempt at quoting a Nyquil bottle in MLA format
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
Stumbled out of my bed this morning into the bathroom at 8 am still drunk, obviously. The Mormon on my floor was in the bathroom. I could practically hear her doing hail marys for me.
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize
