And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
headbutted the bartender, tried to bite the bouncer, and pissed on a cops shoes. and i still got laid. god, it's good to be home
His hands were made for my vagina.
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
There is a homeless man handing out free beer on the city bus. He has a cooler and everything. I love this trashy yet generous city.
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
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