dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
everyday i am more and more thankful i can still check the no box for "have you ever been convicted of a felony?" on applications
he has a knack for choosing the worst time to masturbate
The gym has a pool
my gym membership just went from "way to get in shape" to "place to go swim when I'm high"
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
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