it wasn't lemon gatorade
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Fuck men. I'm going to go eat a package of cookie dough and get fat. I hope I die of salmonella.
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
Duuuuuuuude, I need you to sleep with my girlfriend so I can tell you both to move out
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Literally this kid just told me he's not planning to live past 30. Then he hit himself with a frying pan.
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
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