How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
We just saw a waitress walk by with a tray of bacardi and whipped cream.
Whoever ordered that deserves a pat on the back and the "classiest customer" award
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
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