yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
Tbh the only thing I was fully concerned about from the dream was what type of fucked up parallel universe doesn't have Coca-Cola
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
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