so it turns out you can rearrange the letters in "scottsdale" to spell "milf city." who knew?
well there was some sort of sex marathon going on in my house last night..jess and i vs my parents...and im ashamed to say that we lost and my parents out-sexed us
Swine flu is the new snow day.
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
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i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
why are our drunk alter egos so much more successful than us?
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
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Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
I just accidentally showed an old lady a pic of my penis while showing her cat pics. So how's your day going?
Good friends go out of their way to crop dust your ex not once but twice. I knew we were friends for a reason
You took all of your clothes off and tried to seduce me and while trying to seduce me you decided you were too drunk and passed out.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
Tonight is an "I'm lonely and single so I'm going to curl up in a warm, melatonin and vodka enriched ball in the corner of my bed with a cat." kind of night.
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