This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
Had a dream that you were held at gun point. But I killed the guy. Then we embraced in the biggest hug while everyone around us clapped... Kinda how I imagine our wedding...
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
I have decided that I would still fuck Harrison Ford even though he is old as fuck now. Do you think it would kill him?
Most likely. But I bet he'd do a bang up job of it before he died.
He absolutely would.
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
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