i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
i definitely signed you up to receive text message notifications from a jukebox last night. Not even sorry.
i told someone my fallback plan was to be a slutty bartender and i needed the practice as i straddled them to pour a shot
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
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