Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
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Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
No, I left myself a half eaten cucumber and a beer next to my head, pointed at it and said 'you're breakfast' and then passed out.
What's that word that means bigger and smaller and bigger and smaller, again?
Goddamn it, Jaime, it's 4am. Throbbing. The word is throbbing.
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
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Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
Would it be irresponsible to use my tax refund for a boob job?
Yes. Highly encouraged though.
I'm hoping the sedatives kick in before I drunkenly decide to eat this whole cheesecake.
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
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