we're blogging at a bar
All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
I learned much from the teen babysitter: I can light a cigarette in a microwave.
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
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how the hell did we fit 12 drunk lesbians in your car?! I felt like we were playing lesbian tetris last night.
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
Lol okay. He's gonna show up with like a trunk of sex toys. He's like the mary poppins of hotel fucking.
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I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
You know what would have been funny if we got arrested last night? The inventory search of the lock box:\n\nContents:\n1 work ID\n1 33 round Glock magazine\n1 set of keys\n1 vibrator\n2 bags fruit snacks\n1 parking hang tag
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