I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
I just spent an hour in the shower pretending I was a member of the b-52's. I can't go to work like this
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
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