another moral hangover. fuck.
Um....I woke up to a lipgloss covered bottle of Jack daniels in my arms..
You've kissed worse.
My dog fell asleep in his puke last night. He's only 5 weeks old and has more in common with my friends than I do.
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
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This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
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Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
I was just thinking about our drunk conversation about having sex with elephants the other night. Love you bud. Stay strong.
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
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