Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
Vodka + horseback riding = vomit in the saddle bags
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
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